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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

greetings people of 2B
this year has been a series of unfortunate events for your class.
(notice this is in a formal tone)

firstly
about the rise in death rates in your class.
statistics have shown that only recently in your new venue has the mortality rates of birds, bees and cockroaches dipped to an all time low.
this can only show that your previous location has bad fengshui.

secondly
you lot have since seen about five lit teachers, three maths teachers and three chinese teachers come, stay and go.
this leads me to talk about the frequent replacement of (especially) your literature teachers.
like the defence against the dark arts subject in the harry potter series, it seems that literature in 2B is apparently cursed.
only no-one stayed for a year.
most just come into class, barely warmed the teacher's seat and left.
WHY? blame it on the fengshui.

thirdly
you struck a gold mine and have one of the two only home-econs teachers as a form.
do YOU get what i mean?
the teachers faculty has plenty of manpower.
but like a lucky draw, you won top prize.
and also won jackpot.
mdm chia is a consolation.
the explanation for all this : BAD FENGSHUI.

so as a fengshui master i have pondered over the suay and came to a conclusion.
BAD FENGSHUI.
after consultation i decided that:
there is a need to place a zhao-yao-jing at the front door
the teacher's table must be moved outside to improve the flow of yin and yang in the classroom.
teachers with 8-characters not suitable with the class shall be exiled.

by doing all these, the fengshui will improve.
and now..my consultation fees?

jolene the fengshui master

becauseTWOBrocks at
8:11 PM

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

heys ppl..jiayoux for common test..
and rem

XIAOXI RAWKKS!!!! =DD

becauseTWOBrocks at
8:50 PM

Thursday, August 04, 2005

er hmm me the siao gina is here to make the most enriching post in the life of this blog. yep LYK REAl. aniway i m just here to say that, i think we should listen to mdn chia. if things continue there will be no end lah. OBVIOUSLY. so y not try and have a good time. maybe if we treat her better, things will not be the same yea? aniway, for these few days there will be no more test. RELIEF. phew. have a good rest then chiong for common test again. AHHHHHH!

this is a sad thing. few more months we will be together. to be exact 2.5more months. treasure the times we have now!

shibin shang!

becauseTWOBrocks at
6:21 PM